A Few of My Favorite Things
(Sung to the Tune from "The Sound of Music")
Porn stars on talk shows and threatened steel tariffs
Transgender ban, arming teachers like sheriffs
Russian indictments and Dreamers’ dashed dreams
These are a few of my favorite things.
Shithole nine-tenths of the world that we live in
Women whose pussies he’s grabbed just won’t give in
Klansmen and Nazis are good people too
These are a few of things we can do.
When the bots lie
When the tweets fly
When I’m feeling sad.
I simply remember that mid-terms are near
And then I don’t feel