A Few of My Favorite Things

(Sung to the Tune from "The Sound of Music")

Porn stars on talk shows and threatened steel tariffs

Transgender ban, arming teachers like sheriffs

Russian indictments and Dreamers’ dashed dreams

These are a few of my favorite things.

Shithole nine-tenths of the world that we live in

Women whose pussies he’s grabbed just won’t give in

Klansmen and Nazis are good people too

These are a few of things we can do.

When the bots lie

When the tweets fly

When I’m feeling sad.

I simply remember that mid-terms are near

And then I don’t feel

So Bad.